Song is in comment section.
Notice how my penguin friends love to dance! Join in and dance a little after that scrumptuous meal you just ate.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f----ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.... Dumb Ass!!



Have you ever felt like this? I know I have!!(This is funny)
Menopausal Women

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To all my Blogstream buddies, Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving. Love You All!

Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing. Imagine that!

When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people, like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.

Give this a try.

BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN

6-7 lb. chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHERS LOW FAT)
Salt/pepper to taste
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Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper.

Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.

Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.

Listen for the popping sounds.

When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it is done.

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