Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it
started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end,put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: 'What's that?'
Lady 2: 'A condom.'
Lady 1: 'Where'd you get it?'
Lady 2: 'You can get them at any drugstore.'
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, in her 80s), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
'Doesn't matter,' she replies, 'as long as it fits a Camel.'
The druggist fainted.

(I received this in an e-mail and wanted to share it with you. The pictures are pretty graphic and tells of one woman's experience buying a pair of flip flops from Wal-Mart.)

Many products coming out of China are now being recalled due to unsafe materials to make products and keep the budget at a low cost. Lead is mixed in the paint for toys and here is what happened when a customer bought a pair of flip flops from Wal-Mart, these were CHEMICAL BURNS:

Read the whole story here: http://www.lamanaphotography.com/walmart2.htm

Here are a few pictures just to show you how bad it is.
These are the flip flops she bought.


This is how her feet started to break out.


This is how they started to get worse.


You can read all about it by going to the site I gave you. There are more pictures. It's a wonder she didn't lose her feet. The pictures are quite a lot worse than these and she suffered a lot of pain....poor woman. I know I won't be buying anything made in China anymore. Everything seems to be loaded with Lead.
Makes me so mad it's enough to make my head spin!

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Down In Mississippi And Up To No Good

Some people never seem motivated to participate, but
are just content to watch while others do the work.
They are called "Spec Taters".



Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted
at finding fault with the way others do the work.
They are called "Comment Taters".



Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what
to do, but don't want to soil their own hands.
They are called "Dick Taters".





Some people are always looking to cause problems by
asking others to agree with with them. It is too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet.
They are called "Agie Taters".




There are those who say they will help, but somehow
just never get around to actually doing the promised help.
They are called "Hezzie Taters".





Some people can put up a front and pretend to be
someone they are not.
They are called "Emma Taters".



Then there are those who love others and do what they
say they will. They are always prepared to stop whatever
they are doing and lend a helping hand.They bring real
sunshine into the lives of others.
They are called "Sweet Taters".




To all my friends here, you are my "Sweet Taters".

Sometimes when you are angry with someone,
it helps to sit down and think about the problem.