I woke up this morning about 7:15 and it looked so dark out, almost like night, so I turned up the scanner to see what the weather was doing. They were talking about a real bad storm with a strong rotation probably about 10 miles west of us. They were getting very heavy rain and golf ball size hail and about 50 mile hour winds so we gathered up the dogs and got in the hallway in case the sirens went off and we kept listening to the scanner. We got very heavy rains here and they had to close down some roads and highway 24 because of flooding. We had very bad lightning and hail. I just took the dogs out awhile ago because it finally quit storming. The street is almost like a lake and the yard is too. I hate sloshin' around in it. I found 2 big pieces of ice which were about the size of a golf ball. They are calling for more storms later on this week. I just hope we don't ever have any funnels touch down. This weather gets my nerves on end. There have been so many tornadoes and destruction this year!
On another note, I had to change my background again. When I got on the computer,it was gone and I could not get it back, so I found another. Well I hope the weather is half way decent where you are and I hope you have a nice day. I hope we don't get any more rain or storms today or I'm sure we'll have more flooding.

Gosh,hard to believe it's already June 1st. Time sure does fly by anymore doesn't it? I got 2 cute cards,one from my cousin and one from my sis, that I would like to share with you. See if you don't think they're hinting at something. The first is from my cousin. It's a "Maxine" card. Gotta love 'ole Maxine! It says"Yeah? Well, raisins have wrinkles too, but you don't see people turning down oatmeal cookies.Just a little something to think about on your birthday." Then the card from my sis says,Happy Birthday. Turning older makes you stop and think, doesn't it?"Where was I going?" "Why am I in this room?" "Who am I?" Stuff like that. Have a great birthday! Now, sounds to me like they are telling me that I have wrinkles and can't remember anything. Ya know what? They are right!!I got a kick out of both those cards. Well since it is my bithday, please share a bowl of ice cream and a piece of cake with me won't you?
Hope you all have a very nice Sunday.

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.

He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.

He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear < STRONG> uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called Mother!

When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity.

Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise.

And when Picasso died, St. Peter asked, "How do I know you're Picasso?"

Picasso sketched out a couple of his masterpieces. St. Peter was convinced and let him in.

When George W. Bush died, he went to heaven and met the man at the gates. "How can you prove to me you're George W. Bush?" Saint Peter said.

Bush replied, "Well heck, I dont know."

St. Peter says, "Well, Albert Einstein showed me his equations and Picasso drew his famous pictures. What can you do to prove you're George W. Bush?"

Bush replies, "Who are Albert Einstein and Picasso?"

St. Peter says, "It must be you, George, c'mon on in."